I am a human being. I have a heartbeat and lungs and no life at all.

weloveshortvideos:

That reaction.. - Vine by Hunter Douglas

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beerito:

*grows flowers on u because youre dirt*

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boundandgaggedmen:

So I went back to the abandoned duck warehouse today

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themightynarwhal:

sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean

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looks like something a nightmare pooped out

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221b-bag-end:

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

My grandmother would probably kill me if I told her that Satanists don’t seem so bad.

deadbyfriday:

221b-bag-end:

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

My grandmother would probably kill me if I told her that Satanists don’t seem so bad.

image

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itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

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Bᴀɴɢ ʙᴀɴɢ, I ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sʜᴏᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏᴡɴ.

ᴀ ᴍɪx ғᴏʀ ʙɪɢʙʏ ᴡᴏʟғ  [ LISTEN ]

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